TFLN

So, I added the link for TextsFromLastNight to my list over there, and I've been perusing it endlessly since discovering it about a week ago. Here it today's gem:

(708): A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.

I want to be friends with the sender of that text message! Perhaps it's just morbid curiosity, or maybe it's because reading about the crazy messed up things people do while intoxicated makes me feel much better about my own life, but I freaking love TFLN.

Disclaimer: If you haven't ever been to the site, beware that it will consume every last minute of your day and night to get through the 450 or so archive pages. And yes, you will want to read them all, because random messages without any backstory are just plain awesome.