Randomness to the extreme

Sometimes, when I have nothing to do at work (which is happening more and more frequently these days) I scroll through Bloggers "Blogs of Note" and read randomly. I found this on a scrapbooking blog. I promise that I have a real blog about our weekend trip to Panguitch (with pictures!) coming soon. Blogger's picture uploading tool is only letting me upload one picture at a time, so the posting is taking forever. In the mean time, enjoy!

Who's the last person you flipped off and why? Um...most likely it was Byron, and mostly because he probably deserved it! ;-)
What's the worst job you ever had? A&W--oh the drama.
What do you really think of GWB? World class douche. I hope that the first thing Obama does when he gets elected is puts Bush and Cheney on trial for war crimes.
What was the last argument you had with your spouse about? Mostly the same. We are both proud with tempers...
What did you do afterwards? I'm not at liberty to say (though perhaps those who know me will be able to gues...;-) )
Dill or Sweet? Dill. Sweet pickles/relish are disgusting.
Worst habit? Besides blogging at work? Procrastination.
What do you watch on TV - for real? 30 Minute Meals, Scrubs
What is the most embarrassing thing you ever did? This is going to sound like a cop out, but I do embarassing things all the time! It's hard for me to narrow down on just one because I try to block them out of my memory. I often call people by the wrong names...in fact, I recently forgot a friend's name at an introduction and was horrified for days.
How good are you on Jeopardy? I'm pretty good. I don't watch it very often, but when I do I can bust out a fair amount of answers.
Can you finish a Sudoku? Sudoku is the other thing I do at work when there is no work to be done...
What about your face would you change? I wish my eye-lashes were longer and darker.
Do you hold doors for people? Indeed. I think it's rude not to.
When you pout, what do you pout about? Being ignored, not getting my way.
What would people say about you if they thought you would never know? Probably that I am loud and obnoxious, random and that sometimes I think I am funny when I am not.
What makes you laugh out loud? Oh, there are a lot of things that make me laugh. I laugh when customers try to "yell" through instant message at me (LOTS OF CAPS AND !!!!!!s). I laugh when I do stupid stuff or ask stupid questions (that don't sound stupid until they come out of my mouth)
What do you most regret? I don't regret anything. I've learned to look at my past experiences as learning opportunities. I'm also a strong believer in fate--I know that things happen for a reason.
What is the best thing you make in your kitchen? I should cook more often...I make a mean batch of chocolate peanut butter no-bake cookies. =D
Do you believe in UFOs? Not in the red-neck, I was abducted and experimented on, sort of way. I do believe that there is life outside of our universe though.
Do you kill bugs or take them outside? Depends on the type of bug. Spiders die immediately.
When was the last time you were drunk? Can I plead the fifth?
Last book read-really? Oooh, this is tough. I'm working on a few, have a list of things I want to read, and am listening to yet more on my iPod...the last one I actually read from cover to cover in book form was probably The Golden Compass by Phillip Pullman.
If you weren't what you are, what would you be? My dream is to run my own busines (though I don't know what kind of business that would be...something creative and exciting no doubt) while staying home to be a mom. That would be awesome.
Even if you don't believe in reincarnation, what were you in a previous life? A hippie.
Why do you think that when people are asked that question, they never ever say some ordinary Joe? Because that would be boring. Everyone wants to be interesting.
You have an afternoon all to yourself-what do you do? Write, clean (if the mood strikes me), Yoga.
What did you want to be when you were growing up? A teacher.
Mayo or Miracle Whip? Miracle Whip is disgusting.
Favorite ice cream topping? Peanuts and oreos.
When was the last time you drove a car by yourself and where did you go? This morning. I drove to work...
Did you break any laws? Speeding counts as breaking a law only if you get caught...right? =D
What do you order on a pizza? If it's purely up to me, it would be cheese and extra cheese.
What is your greatest fear? The people I love dying before I do.
When was the last time you operated a washing machine? Monday evening.
What's on your IPOD? Right this second? Book 5 of the Harry Potter series--I find that listening to audio books at work makes the time go by faster.

I'm not going to tag anyone, because tagging is lame ;-) but if you feel so inclined, have at it!